Facebook Status Quotes


This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.


My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.


Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.


Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think i’m trippin? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit back down. Can’t face me? Turn around.


Facebook should have a “no one cares” button.


If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”.


I’d really post your name here every minute if facebook keeps on asking me what’s on my mind.


That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.


Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours.. Welcome to facebook, where no one is really your friend. =P


I’m wondering why logging onto Face book has become part of the everyday routine?… Do I really have nothing better to do!
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